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The absolute garbage of the ’11 calendar year…

Larry Crowne

Tom Hanks is one of the greatest actors of all time. Some people like Julia Roberts… How was this so offensively bad?! Shame on you, Forrest.

Something Borrowed

The only likeable character of the story turns out to be a giant wuss and moves across the world when he doesn’t get his way. Movies like this really, really make you appreciate the work and patience Cameron Crowe had to have put forth to make Almost Famous as good as it was. K-Huds is a terrible actress, G-Good is ridiculously hot and deserves better.

Green Lantern

From the onset, most knew this would be a disaster. It surely didn’t disappoint.

Super 8

It sucked. Get over it. A giant cliché with an identity crisis, all Super 8 had going for it was a very solid cast of kids who knew what they were doing (ACTING(!)). Words can’t describe how infuriating the finish was.

Crazy, Stupid, Love

You know how one scene of a movie can completely ruin the entire thing and make you discredit everything else in it? If you do, chances are you watched Crazy, Stupid, Love.

Paranormal Activity 3

I will never understand how people can defend these movies.

The Green Hornet

The end credits were the coolest part.

Also, any movie Adam Sandler had any part of deserves a dishonorable mention.